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Re: Vtípky

Posted: 16:55 30. Dec 2011
by Molly23
Aria roztáhla nohy i mořské panně...

Re: Vtípky

Posted: 16:55 30. Dec 2011
by Ajax the Great

Re: Vtípky

Posted: 22:03 30. Dec 2011
by de Aers
Víte proč chodí vyznavači stylu EMO všude pozdě ? Protože, kdo pozdě chodí, sám sobě škodí.

Re: Vtípky

Posted: 04:04 31. Dec 2011
by Molly23
Taková vtipná historka z metalové branže od Jeffa Waterse... aneb důkaz, že ženská v kapele je víc, než kytarovej virtuoz :)

Angela Gossow (Arch Enemy) and Jeff Waters (Annihilator)
Cool story on this one! Many of you already know that Angela and I worked together on the Annihilator song "Couple Suicide".
Arch Enemy had a day off so I hosted them and fed em dinner, etc.
Angela was not feeling well that day so I took her to a doctor. To get to the doctor's office, we had to walk through a grocery store here called "Loblaw's".
Angela is a girl that stands out from the crowd, of course. So she went into the doctor's office and I decided to do some grocery shopping. AS i was going up and down the aisles with my grocery cart, a few guys followed me. I thought, of course (!!) that they were going to ask me the usual "Hey, is your name Jeff, Jeff Waters???".
NOPE! The 3 of them WERE looking like they were talking to a rock star BUT they all asked "Hey, that girl you are with sure looks like the girl in Arch Enemy". They had NO IDEA that it was Angela but they were in shock because this girl looked so much like Angela! hahahaha!
As I took her back to my car, one of them realized "Holy shit, it IS Angela Gossow". Too late for them. I rushed her to the car and she went to bed and got some rest! Now when i go to Loblaw's to grocery shop, I am famous because I am the guy that brought in the girl from Arch Enemy :)

Re: Vtípky

Posted: 14:03 31. Dec 2011
by Molly23
Hamlet nosil tanga!

Re: Vtípky

Posted: 00:13 01. Jan 2012
by de Aers

Re: Vtípky

Posted: 00:15 01. Jan 2012
by de Aers

Re: Vtípky

Posted: 21:16 02. Jan 2012
by Braenn
Takový (nejen) thalijský vtip :)

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Re: Vtípky

Posted: 01:29 03. Jan 2012
by Molly23
Tohle mě dostalo, vytaženo z jobs.cz :

Na natáčení zahraničního historického filmu ze středověku „HUSITI 2.“ hledáme MONGOLY/KY - ASIATY/KY
muže-ženy-děti mongolského a asiatského vzhledu ve věku 5 – 60 let z Prahy!
natáčení je plánováno duben-květen 2012 v Praze a okolí (v tomto termínu cca 2-5 dní)
NA NATÁČENÍ JE NUTNO MÍT VOLNO CELÝ DEN! (CCA 10-12h.)

ZDROJ: http://www.jobs.cz/pd/311957545?rps=12& ... =temporary

Re: Vtípky

Posted: 14:44 03. Jan 2012
by de Aers
Tak kdo si dal novoroční předsevzetí, začít cvičit ? :D

http://www.aumojekoule.eu/videa/nejobli ... ail/16980/

Re: Vtípky

Posted: 15:51 03. Jan 2012
by sendys
de Aers wrote:Tak kdo si dal novoroční předsevzetí, začít cvičit ? :D

http://www.aumojekoule.eu/videa/nejobli ... ail/16980/
strasnej steroidak tohle :-D

Re: Vtípky

Posted: 11:19 04. Jan 2012
by Braenn

Re: Vtípky

Posted: 12:03 04. Jan 2012
by Nalkanar
Věřící dorazil k nebeské bráně...
http://cdn.roumen.cz/kecy/You_were_a_be ... 1-2012.jpg

Re: Vtípky

Posted: 19:21 05. Jan 2012
by marii

Re: Vtípky

Posted: 19:59 06. Jan 2012
by Darebák
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