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[Miell]

Tak tohle mě fakt pobavilo

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[Braenn]

Inkvizice... teda KGB v praxi

[Caehan]

Už trochu starší video - Bowmaster in Helms Deep...

[D_E_K_A]

Už trochu starší video - Bowmaster in Helms Deep...

[Bahnak]

Modernizujme:

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Dobré. Deko nepřipomělo ti to něco?
Jak tvému Nimbulovi v hospodě spadlo cosi na zem a já ti psal tell...

[quote][/quote] A já čekal, že se pro to sehne, narovná se s kuší v ruce a zařve "Tohle je přepadení! Všichni ruce na stůl a žádné hlouposti!!!"

To by hospoda u Racka asi zažila solidní šok.

[Caehan]

Snažil jsem se ty smajlíky "přeložit", ale je to z jiných stránek... tenhle poklad je námět na nejhorší postavu a je to promyšlené do posledního detailu.

The Crafting Machine
Starting Elf Rogue Chaotic Evil so people can use smite good on me!
Stats:
Str: 9
Dex: 18
Con: 7
Int: 9
Wis: 18
Cha: 9

Bump dexterity at levels: 4,12,20,28,36
Bump wisdom at levels: 8,16,24,32,40

You take your levels like this:
*1 Rogue
*19 wizard
*20 sorcerer

Your final stats look like this:
Str: 9
Dex: 23
Con: 7
Int: 9
Wis: 23
Cha: 9

Notice how I timed everything so that every stat ended on an odd number. That took great skill and planning.

You are unable to cast any sorcerer or wizard spells. You get 1 hit point per level except the first 3 because it makes you roll your maximum. I was first hoping because of the -2 modifier to constitution that I would be able to get a 0 each time, but alas, it seems the Gods are against me, and I have to take at least 1 hit point each level.

Feat Progression looks like this:
LVL ___ Feat
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1 Craft Wand
3 Brew Potion
6 Shielf Proficiency
6 No feat* (wizard bonus feat)
9 Weapon Proficiency Simple
11 No feat* (wizard bonus feat)
12 Skill Focus: craft armor
15 Weapon Proficiency Exotic
16 No feat* (wizard bonus feat)
18 Armor Proficiency Medium
21 Extend Spell
24 Empower Spell
27 Maximize Spell
30 Epic Skill Focus: Craft Armor
33 Silent Spell
36 Still Spell
39 Armor Proficiency Heavy

*at levels 6, 11, and 16 you would normally get a wizard bonus feat but because there are no wizard feats left to choose from you just have to hit okay. You don't get a bonus feat.

Don't spend your skill points, except for craft armor. Don't wear anything but your underwear. Don't use a weapon. Fight bare-handed.

AC = 16

Hit point calculation:
+4 (level 1)
+2 (level 2)
+2 (level 3)
+37 (37 levels getting 1 hit point each time)
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45 Total hit points at level 40.

Fort: 15
Refl: 24
Will: 26

Unarmed Attacks: +18/+13
Damage: 1-3 -1 (Critical 20/x2)

In other words, this level 40 character will possibly do 0 damage per hit. Max damage is 2 points.

This build is so fun to play. You can see how many armors you can craft before you get killed.

Everybody will be coming to ask for your help, because you are a crafting machine. When people need that "very special armor look", that only you can provide, you'll be everybody's new best friend.

Enjoy.

cdaulepp

[J.F.Payne]

http://www.rouming.cz/roumingShow.php?f ... elieve.jpg

[Prasokralik]

Darwinova cena

http://www.novinky.cz/koktejl/274330-mu ... stavu.html

[Nalkanar]

[Nalkanar]

[Prasokralik]

Ty ses rozhodl sem přesunout celý 9GAG co?

[Nalkanar]

Tak něco. Než se kucik vrátí, tak to sem překopčím