Vtípky
Re: Vtípky
Trošku old, ale dobrý.


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Re: Vtípky
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UIZz4W7pu4 tenhle klip mě rozsekal
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Re: Vtípky
Lady: What airplane do you fly?
Pilot: Why I’m flying a Cessna 150.
Lady: What’s that?
Pilot: Well, you see that big plane loading up over there? That’s a C-130. I fly a Cessna 150.
cessna 150

C-130

Pilot: Why I’m flying a Cessna 150.
Lady: What’s that?
Pilot: Well, you see that big plane loading up over there? That’s a C-130. I fly a Cessna 150.
cessna 150

C-130

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Molly23 alias Mišák
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Re: Vtípky
A tohle je taky nářez 
When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous “one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind” statement but followed it by several remarks, usual com traffic between him, the other astronauts and Mission Control. Just before he re-entered the lander, however, he made the enigmatic remark “Good luck, Mr. Gorsky.”
Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut. However, upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either the Russian or American space programs. Over the years many people questioned Armstrong as to what the “Good luck, Mr. Gorsky” statement meant, but Armstrong always just smiled.
On July 5, 1995 (in Tampa Bay, FL) while answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26 year old question to Armstrong. This time he finally responded. Mr. Gorsky had finally died and so Neil Armstrong felt he could answer the question.
When he was a kid, he was playing baseball with a friend in the backyard. His friend hit a fly ball which landed in the front of his neighbor’s bedroom windows. His neighbors were Mr. & Mrs. Gorsky.
As he leaned down to pick up the ball, young Armstrong heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky, “Oral sex! You want oral sex?! You’ll get oral sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!”
When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous “one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind” statement but followed it by several remarks, usual com traffic between him, the other astronauts and Mission Control. Just before he re-entered the lander, however, he made the enigmatic remark “Good luck, Mr. Gorsky.”
Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut. However, upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either the Russian or American space programs. Over the years many people questioned Armstrong as to what the “Good luck, Mr. Gorsky” statement meant, but Armstrong always just smiled.
On July 5, 1995 (in Tampa Bay, FL) while answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26 year old question to Armstrong. This time he finally responded. Mr. Gorsky had finally died and so Neil Armstrong felt he could answer the question.
When he was a kid, he was playing baseball with a friend in the backyard. His friend hit a fly ball which landed in the front of his neighbor’s bedroom windows. His neighbors were Mr. & Mrs. Gorsky.
As he leaned down to pick up the ball, young Armstrong heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky, “Oral sex! You want oral sex?! You’ll get oral sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!”
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Re: Vtípky
Takže tak 
Aria Oria - pohledná divoká dívka, která ráda své skvostné tělo vystavuje jen ve skromném oblečení. Její postava nese znaky dračí krve, od rudých křídel, přes oranžové dračí oči, až po tělo hřející tak, jako by měla horečku.
Měšťanka Karathy a členka Morusova stánku.
*otisk rudých rtů nad tím malý dráček držící mrkev a to vše ve zlatém poli*
Měšťanka Karathy a členka Morusova stánku.
*otisk rudých rtů nad tím malý dráček držící mrkev a to vše ve zlatém poli*
Re: Vtípky

...a něco na motivy Akt X, ale vlastne pořád to samé...

...a skončil bych profilovým obrázkem jednoho kamaráda na jednom fóru, které nejspíš neznáte.

Eribor Tanithil - elfský bylinkář a lukostřelec.
Deirdra Monteil - čarodějka z Karathy
Incoherent fire dissipates all contingency.
ZANEPRÁZDNĚN
Deirdra Monteil - čarodějka z Karathy
Incoherent fire dissipates all contingency.
ZANEPRÁZDNĚN
Re: Vtípky
Smurfs


Neaktivní a nezasahující do vývoje. Pouze nouzový support pro WB/DM.
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Brûlante et suant les poisons,
Ouvrait d'une façon nonchalante et cynique
Son ventre plein d'exhalaisons.
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Les jambes en l'air, comme une femme lubrique,
Brûlante et suant les poisons,
Ouvrait d'une façon nonchalante et cynique
Son ventre plein d'exhalaisons.
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Re: Vtípky
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